Cafeteria to Serve Only Sushi

Christian Cafeteria has changed its menu to sushi and only sushi.

Jim Nabors, senior food service director and former actor, said he made the change after visiting Japan during Spring Break.

"Golly, those people live a long time," Nabors said. "It must be the raw fish. I mean, what else could it be?"

Nabors, probably best known for his role as Gomer in the Andy Griffith show, said he changed the menu because of his concern for student health. He also hired two professional sushi chefs from Japan to work in the cafeteria.

"These guys can cook," Nabors said. "Well, not actually cook. They can ... you know what I mean."

Several Japanese students praised the change.

"It's like home," said Yusuke Yonemura, a sophomore from Japan. "I will eat here everyday now. It's all very exciting."

Not everyone shares that enthusiasm. Jim Ed Witham, a junior from Cave City, said he wouldn't eat sushi.

"What is this stuff anyway?" Witham said. "Don't they have the decency to cook the food first?"

New menu item

Ricky Bobby Bonham, a freshman from Lewisville, said he won't try sushi until they add catfish.

"Where did they find this fish, in the ocean or something?" Bonham said. "I'm not eating that stuff. Give me some fried catfish sushi."

Another April Fool's joke.

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